1. ABSTRACT
FartCoin (FART) is a decentralised peer-to-peer wind protocol built on the revolutionary FartChain blockchain. Unlike Bitcoin — which wastes electricity — FartCoin wastes something far more precious: your dignity. This paper outlines our vision for a world where financial flatulence is not only accepted but celebrated.
2. THE PROBLEM
Traditional finance smells bad. Banks charge fees. Governments print money. Your savings are worth less every year. FartCoin also smells bad, but at least it's honest about it. We believe that if you're going to lose money, you should at least have a laugh doing it.
3. PROOF OF WIND (PoW)
FartCoin uses our proprietary Proof of Wind consensus mechanism. Miners must consume a minimum of one tin of baked beans before submitting a block. Each block is validated by its Smell Signature™ — a unique cryptographic hash generated from ambient flatulence data. This makes FartCoin the world's first bio-renewable cryptocurrency.
4. TOKENOMICS
Total supply: 69,420,000,000 FART (sixty-nine billion, four hundred and twenty million). 42% pre-mined by the founding team (us). 42% released via mining over 420 years. 16% reserved for the Strategic Bean Reserve. Current value: approximately nothing. Future value: still probably nothing.
5. ROADMAP
Q1 2026: Launch FartCoin. Tell everyone.
Q2 2026: Moon. (Unspecified timing.)
Q3 2026: FartCoin debit card. Pay for beans with beans.
Q4 2026: FartCoin ETF. Institutional wind.
2027: FartCoin becomes official currency of the metaverse.
2030: Lamborghini accepts FART. Smell of success.